Haha look at how small you are!  It is so pathetic and so humiliating to walk around hitting on girls while you have such a tiny little dick.
 
How pathetic do you feel?  Are you even a real man?  Haha there is nothing worse than having a tiny dick as small as yours.
 
- Simona
 

 
Look at how weak of a man you are!  You have the smallest penis I've ever seen!
 
Haha so pathetic and so beta.  I bet you never get laid do you?  A real man has a real size penis but not you.
 
Your dick is the size of my pinky finger and there is no way in hell you could ever please a REAL woman.  Why don't you just get out of my sight, LOSER!
 
- Sadie Holmes
 

 
Drop your pants right now because I want to see what you got!
 
Haha that is PATHETIC!  Look at how small your penis is and how pathetic it looks between your legs.  What do you expect a woman like myself to do with something so small such as that?
 
It is like the smallest penis I've ever seen in my life.  Haha please get out of my sight because I am not touching that small dick!
 
- Jean Bardot
 

 
Haha I can't believe how small your dick is and how pathetic you really are.
 
There's no way you're going to use that small thing on any real woman, especially one like me.  I like big, thick dick and yours is one of the smallest I have ever seen.
 
It's like there is nothing down there!  So pathetic and humiliating.
 
- Goddess Bossy
 

 
We are real women and we like real dick.  We like dick the size of this that we have here.
 
Let us see what you're working with, pull down your pants and show us.  Haha yea we knew it!  You're one of THOSE guys who has a small dick and can't satisfy any women.
 
Who would want to actually have sex with you or date you?  Seriously, you're penis is so small!  Haha how do you even masturbate with such a tiny dick!  You're pathetic and useless!
 
- Alexis Grace & Jewell Marceau
 

 
Ah yes, we can finally have some hot sexy now.  Look at this lingerie I'm wearing that I bought just for you.
 
Now go ahead and slide into something sexy for me and I want to see your hard dick that is going to pound my pussy.  Yes, let me see it.  Ummm haha is that it?!  That is your dick!?  Look at how small and pathetic it is!  You must be joking.
 
There is absolutely no way you can even penetrate me or please me with that tiny thing.  Oh my gosh, how pathetic and humiliating!  No sex for you tonight.
 
- Penny Barber